CALL ME ADOLPH: The rumor mill
in Lihu`e was churning out sausage at an alarming rate Friday and
apparently you couldn't walk down the street without hearing about a
certain prosecutor's plans to charge a certain chief executive with
stealing certain large amounts of a certain combustible fluid.
The arrest appears to be part of a
planned scorched-earth march through Atlanta- an important element of
a certain SIC individual's upcoming "no blame-no shayme/Fuck
You, Kaua`i" retirement tour that may indeed include a parade of
certain other mucky-mucks on a certain prosecutor's enemies list
winding up in a certain Wailua pokey... right after said certain
prosecutor loses a certain election on a certain Tuesday next week.
It certainly doesn't seem like our
nutzo-futzo drama queen is planning on practicing law after knifing a
certain circuit court judge last week when said judgy-wudgy got quite
wuzzy with our alcoholic fuzzy.
Is Paris- er Lihu`e Burning?
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